Depending on your outlook, these wine stoppers are either amusingly irreverent or weirdly philosophical.

“Screw it” implores you to go with the flow in the face of cosmic uncertainty. “Where there’s wine, there’s a way,” highlights the resilience of the human condition. And “Life happens, wine helps” represents the freeing acceptance of inevitability.

We think these stoppers work fine, but we also never leave any half-finished bottles around here so who really knows.
 
	
Zinc alloy & enamel top
	
Food-safe silicone & zinc alloy stopper base
	
Fits standard bottles